Our child constantly has the craziest anniversary ideas

These mornings, I’m almost scared to ask our child what he wants to do for his anniversarys.

He constantly has these deranged ideas plus he wants everybody to be involved too.

Last year, he wanted us to go to this slime room gaming contest. Everybody had to compete in this deranged course. There were places that you had to manage to get over else you would fall in a pit of slime that you had to scamper out of. Of course, you would be covered in this nasty slime-like substance. Now, I’ll tell you, I said from the start that both of us could do this but I said they better have good weather conditions control in the place or I wouldn’t be involved. Of course, I said if the temperature control settings plus air quality were satisfactory, I would join the contest. Well, I ended up regretting that because the air quality was just unbelievable plus the temperature control settings were entirely on point. While everybody was struggling badly through this slime course with slime being sprayed at every corner, our child got the quickest time of completion. Some of his friends came 2nd plus 3rd plus everybody else didn’t even come close. Out of everyone, I know I had the hardest time. I got blasted square in the face by a slime gun at a single point plus everybody was laughing. I was so blissful when both of us got cleaned up so both of us could go to a nice pizzeria where the weather conditions control was just right, however after last year, I can only imagine what our child will come up with this year!

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