I don’t know why I married this man, I legitimately don’t.
Sure, my nice friend and I get along well enough plus she treats me pretty well most days, however she also endlessly drives me up the wall as a personal interest.
It was just last monththat she thought it would be funny to hide fake spiders around the apartment plus warn me that global warming was really messing with our animal evolution. Then two days ago she was turning off the hot water while in the shower after I told him that I could be a cold ass bitch. Now, today he’s endlessly mocking me with all of these fake anniversary gifts, however she pretends to have a large surprise worked out for me, plus then crushes me with the truth. The most aggravatedting one was when she told me that she knew I had been cold all winter time long. She said she understood that I had terrible circulation plus felt chilled to the bone even when the furnace was running. She agreed that a forced air central heating system was inefficient, plus that I would care about more direct plus consistent heat in the morning, right when my toes touched the floors, then with that statement I screeched in excitement, legitimately thinking that she had purchased plus installed radiant radiant floors for us, for years I had been begging for radiant floors, just in our living room to hot up the floors, at least. As I swooned, thinking my heating dreams had come true, she pulled a heating pad out from behind her back plus threw it on the floor; Voila! DIY radiant radiant floors, she yelled.