He said he understood that I had disappointing circulation & felt chilled to the bone even when the heating system was running
I don’t know why I married this man, I entirely don’t. Sure, we get along well enough & he treats me pretty well most days, but he also endlessly drives me up the wall as a personal hobby. It was just last weekthat he thought it would be funny to hide fake spiders around the house & warn me that global warming was actually messing with our creature evolution. Then two days ago he was turning off the sizzling water while in the shower after I told him that I could be a cold ass bitch. Now, today he’s endlessly mocking me with all of these fake birthday gifts, and he pretends to have a large surprise worked out for me, & then crushes me with the truth. The most aggravatedting one was when he told me that he knew I had been cold all winter time long. He said he understood that I had disappointing circulation & felt chilled to the bone even when the heating system was running. He agreed that a forced air central heating system was inefficient, & that I would cherish more direct & consistent heat in the day, right when my toes touched the floors… With that statement I screeched in excitement, entirely thinking that he had purchased & installed radiant radiant floors for us… For years I had been begging for radiant floors, just in our dining room to sizzling up the floors, at least. As I swooned, thinking my heating dreams had come true, he pulled a heating pad out from behind his back & threw it on the floor, and voila! DIY radiant radiant floors, he yelled.