I dislike to admit that I still keep sneaky secrets from my mom at this stage in my life – but I do! She knows that I’m no angel; she’s seen me & my friends actually split loose a number of times in our adult lives, however he actually has no clue what else I’m up to, but i’ll split to the chase & tell you, I’m kindof a large stoner.
I can’t help it, I’ve been hooked on the stuff since I realized that it was a more effective sleep aid at the age of 20, however after a decade of smoking every day to ease myself to sleep, I’m pretty used to the stuff.
That’s why I have to be super sneaky whenever my mom comes into town & I need to calm down for bed… Luckily, I have figured out the perfect combination of masking techniques. I’ll tell you, step number one is turning off the entire Heating, Ventilation, & A/C system. If your temperature control is on some preset auto-controls for your indoor air quality, there’s a nice choice that the heating or cooling system will give you away. I learned this the tough way, when I once snuck away to smoke out a window, only for the air to start roaring through all the overhead air vents in the bathroom. The sudden airflow began sucking my smoke back into the house & circulating it with the indoor air! That day I realized that the temperature control could not be trusted – it had to be shut down certainly so that a sudden rush of A/C through the nearest vent & back into the air return didn’t give me away. The anti-Heating, Ventilation, & A/C system works like a charm; if you remember step number one, you’re already almost in the clear.